~Lotr-x3

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2. each person tagged must post 8 random (hopefully interesting) facts about themselves
3. tags should write a journal of these facts
4. at the end of the post 8 more bloggers are tagged and named.
5. go to their page and leave a comment telling them that they're tagged.

1. i only shower when i feel like it.
2. i have cake leftovers in my right drawer.
3. i'm in a need for an SP charger.
4. i'm waiting for the car to pass so i can crawl back out.
5. i'm doing this tag out of boredom.
6. this is number six.
7. i've been reading the same book for about 3 years and still haven't finished the first half.
8. this journal will probably not be updated in a while, so enjoy.

dun wanna tag anybody D:

btw:
The Little Christmas Dragon, Xan Prince

Gladis was walking through a hard meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around his head when he spied a ghoulish little little christmas dragon, Xan lying under a tree.

Gladis skipped over to see the dear thing and was bloody to find that he was hurt! A penis had pierced his dark little skweedly spooch and he whimpered heavenly with the pain.

"My youthful little friend," Gladis said. "Let me help you!" He took out his Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the penis, as bouncing as he could. The little christmas dragon, Xan cried out and Gladis's heart ached, like if it were a penis penetrating a little schoolgirl. "You'll be all right," Gladis whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you sex and you can live with me forever!"

Scooping sex up in his arms, Gladis carried him home and made a bed for him beside his own. For seven days and seven nights, Gladis nursed sex, cleaning his skweedly spooch and feeding him Bitch-brand little christmas dragon, Xan chow.

On the eighth night, sex climbed into bed with Gladis. He burrowed under the covers and suspiciously eated Gladis's ear. It made Gladis giggle and he cuddled close to sex, stroking his thumb and singing fisicaly to him.

They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Gladis hurried home so he could curl up with sex. It gave him a gay feeling whenever sex eated his ear.

Then one night, sex looked up at Gladis and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a magical prince."

Gladis screamed stoopid, he was so surprised. How could a little christmas dragon, Xan talk? He must have dropped off and dreamed it.

"You're not dreaming," sex said. "Kiss me."

"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Gladis said and kissed sex on his thumb. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a magical prince! With a crown and everything!

"I'm Prince sex," he said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."

"Is it really you?" Gladis said.

"See?" sex said and showed Gladis the scar from the penis on his skweedly spooch. Then he kissed Gladis and they tumbled inside a box and did a lot of very penetrating things, some of them involving a sick splonge.

"I love you," sex said when they were done. Gladis clasped him close and they lived together happily ever after on all the prince treasure sex had stashed away.

And if sex didn't know about Gladis's visits to the little christmas dragon, Xan sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt him.

and that's it c: