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1. i only shower when i feel like it.
2. i have cake leftovers in my right drawer.
3. i'm in a need for an SP charger.
4. i'm waiting for the car to pass so i can crawl back out.
5. i'm doing this tag out of boredom.
6. this is number six.
7. i've been reading the same book for about 3 years and still haven't finished the first half.
8. this journal will probably not be updated in a while, so enjoy.
dun wanna tag anybody D:
btw:
The Little Christmas Dragon, Xan Prince
Gladis was walking through a hard meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around his head when he spied a ghoulish little little christmas dragon, Xan lying under a tree.
Gladis skipped over to see the dear thing and was bloody to find that he was hurt! A penis had pierced his dark little skweedly spooch and he whimpered heavenly with the pain.
"My youthful little friend," Gladis said. "Let me help you!" He took out his Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the penis, as bouncing as he could. The little christmas dragon, Xan cried out and Gladis's heart ached, like if it were a penis penetrating a little schoolgirl. "You'll be all right," Gladis whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you sex and you can live with me forever!"
Scooping sex up in his arms, Gladis carried him home and made a bed for him beside his own. For seven days and seven nights, Gladis nursed sex, cleaning his skweedly spooch and feeding him Bitch-brand little christmas dragon, Xan chow.
On the eighth night, sex climbed into bed with Gladis. He burrowed under the covers and suspiciously eated Gladis's ear. It made Gladis giggle and he cuddled close to sex, stroking his thumb and singing fisicaly to him.
They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Gladis hurried home so he could curl up with sex. It gave him a gay feeling whenever sex eated his ear.
Then one night, sex looked up at Gladis and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a magical prince."
Gladis screamed stoopid, he was so surprised. How could a little christmas dragon, Xan talk? He must have dropped off and dreamed it.
"You're not dreaming," sex said. "Kiss me."
"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Gladis said and kissed sex on his thumb. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a magical prince! With a crown and everything!
"I'm Prince sex," he said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."
"Is it really you?" Gladis said.
"See?" sex said and showed Gladis the scar from the penis on his skweedly spooch. Then he kissed Gladis and they tumbled inside a box and did a lot of very penetrating things, some of them involving a sick splonge.
"I love you," sex said when they were done. Gladis clasped him close and they lived together happily ever after on all the prince treasure sex had stashed away.
And if sex didn't know about Gladis's visits to the little christmas dragon, Xan sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt him.
and that's it c:
Devious Comments
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"...and so I say again that we have much to hope from the flowers" S.H. 252
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"Turn off your mind, learn to feel. . ."
"Let the might of your compassion arise to bring a quick end to the fluent stream of the blood and tears."
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I can't
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"Turn off your mind, learn to feel. . ."
"Let the might of your compassion arise to bring a quick end to the fluent stream of the blood and tears."
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98% of DA's Anime Fanbase = Yaoi Fangirls. If you don't give two shits about the statistics and just want to see two guys fuck madly, paste to your signature.
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I'm Kakashi Hatake in ~AnimeHighSchool
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*Insert Gay!Dumbledore joke here*
"Beer and bacon, Chesterton! GIVE ME BEER AND BACON!"-Belloc
"Where are we going? And why am I in this handbasket?"
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That boy needs therapy~
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MMFCL.
Because we will never Die alone.
Vampire's here. Thanks for the
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Chaos, Apocalypse, destruction,
lemon juice, pain, death...
So many words for EKIRIAM & TËLANIEL !
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Beards not bombs.
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I'm just a mere caliph in this world.....
WINNERS OF DAWN OF MELODIES:KH CONTEST;
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RIE,,,RIE...rie como hiena solo rie..."
And that was the end.
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Octavius: I'm sorry Jack are the voices in my head annoying you?
Jack: Make them stop!!!!! T.T
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
Muchas Gracias por el
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The Rock Says: it doesn't matter what your name is.
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SHAKE YOUR HEAD, IT'S EMPTYYY!
It's wond'rous what a hug can do.
A hug can cheer you when you're blue.
A hug can say, "I love you so"
or, "Gee, I hate to see you go."
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MMFCL.
Because we will never Die alone.
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MMFCL.
Because we will never Die alone.
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